How To Make A Ford Go Faster

I told my uncle I needed a ride

He said"I'll take you if you drive"

He threw me the keys to his F-150

But it ain't never gonna get there in a jiffy

The speedometer won't go over fifty-five

And when you put the pedal to the metal, it whines

I looked at him, said"Why's it going so slow?"

He laughed and said"Boy, don't you know?"

He said"Put a Chevy motor in it

Or park it on a hill and pin it

Let it run downhill with a hurricane wind

Or throw it off a cliff"

He said"It ain't meant for racin

But it gets the job done

Ford makes a damn good truck

But if you need it to go faster than fifty-one""Put a Chevy motor in it

Or park it on a hill and pin it

Let it run downhill with a hurricane wind

Or throw it off a cliff"

So if you're lookin' for speed

Don't look at an F-150

It'll get you there if you got the time

But if you're lookin' to speed up the drive

Put a Chevy motor in it

Or park it on a hill and pin it

Let it run downhill with a hurricane wind

Or throw it off a cliff