It Ain’t Gonna Suck Itself

I wake up early, work all day,

Bring home every dime I make.

Fix the house, walk the dog,

Wash the kids, chop the logs.

I rub your back, I scratch your head,

Even call your mama just like you said!

Oh, it ain't gonna suck itself,

I don't ask for nothin' else!

I don't need no fancy cars,

I don't need no big cigar.

I ain't whinin', I ain't mad,

But a man's got needs real bad…

And baby, it ain't… gonna suck itself!

I clean the gutters, trim the trees,

Rub your feet when you're watchin' TV.

Hold your purse, buy you stuff,

Tell you daily you're enough.

I don't drink, don't fool around,

Now tell me why you turn me down?!

Oh, it ain't gonna suck itself,

I could sure use a little help!

I ain't beggin', but come on, hon',

Ain't no shame in havin' fun!

I do everything I can,

Ain't I a deservin' man?

'Cause baby, it ain't… gonna suck itself!

I don't need a trip to Rome,

I don't need a man cave home.

I just need a little sign,

To show me, darlin', you're still mine!

Oh, it ain't gonna suck itself,

Just a lil' love, nothin' else!

I been patient, I been good,

Now don't make me knock on wood!

I ain't greedy, I ain't crude,

But girl, don't kill my country mood…

'Cause baby, it ain't…

No, it sure ain't…

GONNA SUCK ITSELF!