You Don’t Get Pregnant Through the Backdoor

My baby got drunk on shots of Jack

She grabbed my jeans said "Let's hit the sack!"

I said "Girl we ain't got no rubber tonight!"

She said "Honey don't you worry it'll be alright…"

She flipped right around stuck her rear in the air

Said "No babies come from puttin' it there!"

She talked low with a little grin

"This is the way we can still sin…

No you don't get pregnant through the backdoor

That's a fact that I just can't ignore!

If you ain't got a rubber and don't wanna be a dad

Just go down the alley where the sun don't land!

Now some folks say it's a sin and a shame

But my girl says "It's just a backroad game!"

She moaned real loud gripped the bed

Said "Baby don't stop 'til my legs go dead!"

I said "Baby this feels kinda tight!"

She said "Honey you're doin' it right!"

I said "Ain't that to tight?" She said "Hell yeah!"

"That's why it's the best ride you'll ever have!"

No you don't get pregnant through the backdoor

That's a fact that I just can't ignore!

If you ain't got a rubber and don't wanna be a dad

Just go down the alley where the sun don't land!

She screamed "Hot damn I'm seein' stars!"

"Tear it up like we wrecked a bar!"

I said "How's it feel?" She gasped for air

Said "Like a shotgun blast in my derrière!"

So listen up boys when you're ridin' fast

That dirt road fun is built to last!

If she winks and says "This way is safe"

You better lube it up and ride with faith!