Wizard

I know it excites you for me to see what you got going on

But if you want me to be just as thrilled as you

About me looking at your dick and balls

Well, I'm a woman of experience

Let's just say that I've seen it all

And a dick is just a dick

It's not a rare prize or a pot of gold

You're gonna have to change it up (up)

You're gonna have to amp it up (up)

It's gonna take a little more than cock (cock)

To make me stop be shocked make my jaw drop

So what if you (what if you)

Dressed up your dick like a wizard? (like a wizard)

A wizard dick

Get a little bit creative with it

Make him a cotton ball beard

A toothpick staff

A hanky for a cape a pointy felted hat

I'm soliciting a sorcerer's bone like that, like that yeah let's

Redefine the fantasy of sexual fantasy

'Cause if you want me to be into this kind of perverse

Your dick could be the centre of a cinematic universe

I'll watch every installment, every sequel, every show

Release your content, baby

Stream it and I will download it

It doesn't have to be so hard (hard)

You can dress him up soft (soft)

Sleepy wizard wake up (flaccid magic)

In a storm, he will transform

What if you (what if you)

Dressed up your dick like a wizard? (like a wizard)

Yeah, a wizard dick

Won't you conjure me up a little dick trick?

An ancient enchanter with a mythical flair

He's already wrinkly, so no problem there

I want your penis in fantasy wear

It doesn't have to be a, it doesn't have to be a wizard

I would like to see-a, all your creativit-ia

How about a firefighter, rootin' tootin' cowboy?

Skinny little pencil, fatty fatty fat banana?

How about a hot dog? A mighty wide oak tree?

Beautiful drag queen penis, she can be who she wanna be

Or a miracle, put him up on the cross

Hallelujah!

Now he's Penis Christ

But you know what I need

(It's your wizard)

So cast your spell on me

(With your wizard)

Merlin, put it in

(I can see your wizard)

Dumbledore, gimme dumble-more

(I can see your wizard)

Prospero, nice and slow

(I can see your wizard)

Saruman, let's get it on

(I can see your wizard)

Gandalf, goddamn-dalf

(I can see your wizard)

You shall get ass!