My Type

I got a type for my perfect man but

I'm not like other girls when it comes to my standards

Like height, or money, or a job with esteem

Oh they don't matter when it comes to the man of my dreams

He's gotta be well dressed in a suit and a tie

And a pair of nice spectacles that bring out his eyes

And yes I gotta confess that I'm kinda into skinny men

Skinny little chicken legs, literal chicken legs

He's Gus Fring of Los Pollos Hermanos

Los Pollos Hermanos

Los Pollos Hermanos

Gus Fring of Los Pollos Hermanos

Los Pollos Hermanos

Los Pollos Hermanos

Who's that, south of Colorado

So agraciado

No one but Gustavo

Gus Fring of Los Pollos Hermanos

Los Pollos Hermanos

Los Pollos Hermanos

His chicken's so much better than Kentucky fried

He's looking so prim and proper when adjusting his tie

He owns an upstanding business and he runs it with pride

Yeah he's a bonafide zaddy and I think he likes guys

Whatever-ever that's just how I like it

A tiny bit of fruitiness is never a minus

With a charismatic presence and a rational mind

And a symmetrical face that's balanced on both sides

He's Gus Fring of Los Pollos Hermanos

Los Pollos Hermanos

Los Pollos Hermanos

Gus Fring of Los Pollos Hermanos

Los Pollos Hermanos

Los Pollos Hermanos

Who's that, meth aficionado

So inesperado

No one but Gustavo

Gus Fring of Los Pollos Hermanos

Los Pollos Hermanos

Los Pollos Hermanos

Yes he does have a lot of cash (why's that)

He makes drugs in an awesome lab (that's rad)

Yeah he has killed a couple of guys (why)

Keep'em all in line, justified in my eyes (that's right)

My type's got a secret to hide, always quiet on the surface but he's got a dark side (so fine)

My type, yeah he's never boring

When he's sweet like Seymour and a sicko like Orin (go)

He's Gus Fring of Los Pollos Hermanos

Los Pollos Hermanos

Los Pollos Hermanos

Gus Fring of Los Pollos Hermanos

Los Pollos Hermanos

Los Pollos Hermanos

Who's that, calm with no bravado

Modern desperado

No one but Gustavo

Gus Fring of Los Pollos Hermanos

Los Pollos Hermanos

Los Pollos Hermanos

Hey Popeyes, better move over

Here comes the king of the fast food owners

He's such a nice boss, pays employees well

And he's a stone cold killer who wasted the cartel (ayyy)

Hey Chik fil A, better make way

He's the king of Albuquerque and he's fucking gay

And he spends his off days taking care of the elderly

Visiting his friend at the nursing home every week

My type is kinda problematic

Hyper-enigmatic

Quite melodramatic

My type is kinda problematic

Highly charismatic

Violently erratic

Who's that, south of Colorado

So agraciado

No one but Gustavo

Gus Fring of Los Pollos Hermanos

Los Pollos Hermanos

Los Pollos Hermanos