Backslide

Hey hey! It's your toxpsychologist

I got unsolicited advice

See it's not that hard to get me into bed

But it's hard to get me in there twice

I see you're hung up high over toxic guys

But can't really get over the d

You tryna quit cold turkey but it just ain't working

Let me tell you what a girl really needs

So you been reading all the pop culture blogs

With their tips and tricks

But feeling not so hot? Here's a quicker fix

You better stop holding off, send a text and pic

He'll be on you by the end of the week

If pop stars talk of their sick obsessions

Then what's so wrong with a little regression?

Trade the progress bar for a bit of attention

It's the healthy people, those are the freaks

And everybody go

Backslide to the left

Backslide to the right

Cha cha to the bed

And don't act so innocent

Backslide to the left

Backslide to the right

Cha cha to the bed

Do it one more time

Whoa backslide!

There's simply no better move (Whoa backslide!)

Although your friends disapprove (Whoa backslide!)

While you may never improve

If you wanna live a life as exciting as mine

Put your honesty aside, you've got to backslide

It's true, as your toxpsychologist

I got an appetite for spilling tea

Though I was acknowledged for my love of gossip

No one ever shared shit with me!

So is it such a shock I play love doctor

Just a hobby but it seems legit

Go 'head state your problems, I'll enable all of them

So I'm not the only piece of shit

So you've been listening to self help podcasts trying to heal

But if it gets a bit static then I'll strike you a deal

Give you reckless abandon for your righteous ideals

No embarrassment in being weak

Here to enable your worst impulses

Patron saint of a cursed indulgence

Don't call me unstable, the term's insulting

It's the healthy people, those are the freaks!

And everybody go

Backslide to the left

Backslide to the right

Cha cha to the bed

And don't act so innocent

Backslide to the left

Backslide to the right

Cha cha to the bed

Do it one more time

Whoa backslide!

There's simply no better move (Whoa backslide!)

Although your friends disapprove (Whoa backslide)

While you may never improve

If you wanna live a life as exciting as mine

Put your honesty aside, you've got to backslide

They say I'm the fun one now

They follow me as they should

Backslide till the sun comes out

So bad but it feels so good

They say I'm the fun one now

They follow me as they should

Backslide till the sun comes out

So bad but it feels so good

They say I'm the fun one now

They follow me as they should

Backslide till the sun comes out

So bad but it feels so good

They say I'm the fun one now

They follow me as they should

Backslide till the sun comes out

So bad

Whoa backslide!

There's simply no better move (Whoa backslide!)

Although your friends disapprove (Whoa backslide)

While you may never improve

If you wanna live a life as exciting as mine

Put your honesty aside, you've got to backslide