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Alex Sun Liu
Alex Sun Liu
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KOMPOSITION UND LIEDTEXT
Alex Sun Liu
Alex Sun Liu
Songwriter:in
Michael Kermit Hill
Michael Kermit Hill
Songwriter:in
Isabella Rom
Isabella Rom
Songwriter:in
PRODUKTION UND TECHNIK
Michael Kermit Hill
Michael Kermit Hill
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Cecil Decker
Cecil Decker
Mastering-Ingenieur:in

Lyrics

Wake up in the morning, pour a cup of coffee
Turn my laptop on and I work remote
I got dudes on zoom and some broken code
Put all my to-dos on a post-it-note
I'm not rich or broke, I live a normal life
But at times it's so quiet with my nine to five
Cause I got a creative streak that I hide inside
So I channel my inner freak in my life online
It goes, hi, thank you, my day was great
That's a cute mustache, really frames your face
Miss you so much, baby, I've been bad today
Of course I only think about you when I masturbate (woo!)
Wish you were here so you could see me naked
Oh wait, there's a way and it's already baked in
Upgrade subscription, unlock new content
My job's to make sure she keeps you locked in
I'm no catfish I'm no liar
But my words set you on fire
Call me dirty talk for hire
I'm an Onlyfans ghostwriter
I'm no catfish I'm no liar
But my words set you on fire
Call me dirty talk for hire
I'm an Onlyfans ghostwriter
God damn, I love my fans
It's all online but
Right now it's you and I so
You can fantasize like
Nice legs, princess, I beg
And I'm like yeah, I know
Ain't I the best?
I keep it so professional
I love my job
It's easy, what I sell, they buy
I know they fantasize like
Nice legs, princess, I beg
And I'm like yeah, I know
Ain't I the best?
I keep it so professional
Tweeze my eyebrows while I'm combing the inbox
Need you right now
I'm just scrolling on tik tok
My god
Oh my god
Oh my god what a big
I'm conquering their hearts like a lockpicker picks locks
I love to chat and get to know my fans
It's on her profile page but she won't do that
If it wasn't for me, homie, she would ghost her fans
I keep a conversation flowing like an open dam
I'm wearing converses and no panties
Made out with Amanda and I'm so happy
It turns me on you want me so badly
I'm sorry to hear that she took the kids
Yeah, she sounds like a bitch, that's so crappy
That's okay, 'cause to me, you're always Daddy
You want my address and to buy me a drink?
Hey, I just dropped hole, let me know what you think
I'm no catfish I'm no liar
But my words set you on fire
Call me dirty talk for hire
I'm an Onlyfans ghostwriter
I'm no catfish I'm no liar
But my words set you on fire
Call me dirty talk for hire
I'm an Onlyfans ghostwriter
God damn, I love my fans
It's all online but
Right now it's you and I so
You can fantasize like
Nice legs, princess, I beg
And I'm like yeah, I know
Ain't I the best?
I keep it so professional
I love my job
It's easy, what I sell, they buy
I know they fantasize like
Nice legs, princess, I beg
And I'm like yeah, I know
Ain't I the best?
I keep it so professional
If you need a little help with that morning wood
I got you
Parasocial but you know it's good
I got you
Phone sex for the modern age
I got you
All yours, just as long as you pay
I'm not a cute blond babe with perfect knockers
I got talk no jutsu and it's worth your dollar
But you'll never really know if it's truth or fiction
Give in to addiction, renew your subscription
I'm no catfish I'm no liar
But my words set you on fire
Call me dirty talk for hire
I'm an Onlyfans ghostwriter
I'm no catfish I'm no liar
But my words set you on fire
Call me dirty talk for hire
I'm an Onlyfans ghostwriter
God damn, I love my fans
It's all online but
Right now it's you and I so
You can fantasize like
Nice legs, princess, I beg
And I'm like yeah, I know
Ain't I the best?
I keep it so professional
I love my job
It's easy, what I sell, they buy
I know they fantasize like
Nice legs, princess, I beg
And I'm like yeah, I know
Ain't I the best?
I keep it so professional
Written by: Alex Sun Liu, Isabella Rom, Michael Kermit Hill
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