My Goldfish Joined a Pyramid Scheme

My goldfish joined a pyramid scheme

It sold me algae and demanded five hundred dollars

My goldfish joined a pyramid scheme

Now it's got a yacht and I'm in debt

It invited all the shrimp from the tank next door

They're selling coral and exclusive seaweed

Now my bathtub's a conference hall

And I'm banned for life from PetSmart

It's doing Zoom calls in the dead of night

Flashing PowerPoints with dollar signs

My goldfish joined a pyramid scheme

It sold me algae and demanded five hundred dollars

My goldfish joined a pyramid scheme

Now it's got a yacht and I'm in debt

I tried to confront it but it just laughed

Don't hate the player hate the cash

It slapped me with its tiny fin

Now it's hosting seminars in Berlin

My goldfish joined a pyramid scheme

It sold me algae and demanded five hundred dollars

My goldfish joined a pyramid scheme

Now it's got a yacht and I'm in debt

My goldfish just bought a private jet

It's flying to Vegas with my last paycheck