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I Tried to Cook Pasta, and It Called Me a Loser
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AUSFÜHRENDE KÜNSTLER:INNEN
Frasier Cheng-Binns
Frasier Cheng-Binns
Stimme und Gesang
KOMPOSITION UND LIEDTEXT
Frasier Cheng-Binns
Frasier Cheng-Binns
Songwriter:in
PRODUKTION UND TECHNIK
Frasier Cheng-Binns
Frasier Cheng-Binns
Produzent:in

Letras

I tried to cook pasta and it called me a loser
It screamed not al dente you absolute fool
I tried to cook pasta and it called me a loser
Now I'm eating cereal and questioning my life
I boiled the water and it started laughing
Added salt but it called it too much effort
The noodles spelled fail as they floated up
Even the sauce refused to stick around
My stove said why do you even bother
I'm not crying it's just the onions probably
I tried to cook pasta and it called me a loser
It screamed not al dente you absolute fool
I tried to cook pasta and it called me a loser
Now I'm eating cereal and questioning my life
The pot muttered we deserve better
The strainer jumped out the window
Even the breadsticks went stale out of spite
Now I'm banned from every Italian restaurant
I tried to cook pasta and it called me a loser
It screamed not al dente you absolute fool
I tried to cook pasta and it called me a loser
Now I'm eating cereal and questioning my life
If you hear pasta boiling it's not for me
Tell the kitchen I'm retiring
Written by: Frasier Cheng-Binns
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