My Fridge Just Unfollowed Me

My fridge just unfollowed me

It left a sticky note I need space

My fridge just unfollowed me

Now it's posting thirst traps on the web

I caught it DMing the microwave at two am

Its caption said chillin without you

Now the freezer's got an OnlyPaws account

And I'm out here eating warm yogurt

I unplugged it but it just laughed

Nice try it said but I've got WiFi now

My fridge just unfollowed me

It left a sticky note I need space

My fridge just unfollowed me

Now it's posting thirst traps on the web

It booked a flight to Hawaii last night

Left the milk spoiled and didn't even care

Now it's sipping piña coladas on the beach

Texting my toaster wish you were here

My fridge just unfollowed me

It left a sticky note I need space

My fridge just unfollowed me

Now it's posting thirst traps on the web

Guess I'll eat canned beans in the dark

My stove just asked for a divorce