Cokie the Clown

All the way from Palm Springs,

Just out of detox

Show him a warm welcome,

Let's give some applause

Greetings all hello, welcome to my show

I'm sure you'll have fun watching me juggle

8 balls at one time,

I'm no fucking mime

I play practical jokes, this squirting flower

That wasn't flour that blew up your nose

It's my special blend of X, coke, and K

You should be okay in several hours

He's got oversized shoes and ill fitting clothes

That is real blood dripping from his fake red nose

I'm Cokie the Clown, I will trip you down

Those 12 giant steps, I brought you all presents

Against good judgement, but being a good host

You all have been toast, the kettle corn's been laced

The fudge has been lined, you're having a great time

But you might not recall from rohypnol in the lemonade, Cokie homemade

He's the happiest clown, with the biggest frown

He's Cokie the Clown.