Franco Un-American

I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small

Never thought about the problems on this planet at all

Global warming and radioactive sites

The imperialistic wrongs and animal rights, NO!

Why think all the bad things when life is so good?

Why help with an "am" when there's always a "could"?

Let the whales worry about the poisons in the sea

Outside of California, it's foreign policy

I don't want changes, I've no reactions

Your dilemmas are my distractions

That's no way to go, Franco Un-American

No way to go, Franco Un-American

No way to go, Franco Un-American

No way to go, Franco, Franco Un-American

I never looked around, never second-guessed

Then I read some Howard Zinn, now I'm always depressed

And now I can't sleep from years of apathy

All because I read a little Noam Chomsky

I'm eating vegetation 'cause of Fast Food Nation

I wear uncomfortable shoes 'cause of globalization

I'm watching Michael Moore expose the awful truth

I'm listening to Public Enemy and Reagan Youth

I see no world peace 'cause of zealous armed forces

I eat no breath mints cause they're from de-hoofed horses

Now I can't believe what an absolute failure

The president's laughing 'cause we voted for Nader

That's no way to go, Franco Un-American

No way to go, Franco Un-American

No way to go, Franco Un-American

Where can we go, Franco Un-American

I wanna move north and be a Canadian

Or hang down low with the nice Australians

I don't want to be another I-Don't-Care-ican

What are we gonna do Franco, Franco Un-American