Trapped In the Closet Chapter 1

7 o'clock in the morning

And the rays form the sun wakes me

I'm stretching and yawning

In a bed that don't belong to me

And a voice yells, good morning, darling

From the bathroom

Then she comes out and kisses me

And to my surprise, she ain't you

Now I've got this dumb look on my face

Like what have I done?

How could I be so stupid to be have laid here till the morning sun?

Must've lost the track of time, oh, what was on my mind?

From the club, went to her home

Didn't plan to stay that long

Here I am, quickly trying to put on my clothes

Searching for my car keys

Trying to get on up out the door

Then she stretched her hands in front of it

Said, you can't go this way

Looked at her like she was crazy

I said, woman, move out my way

I said, I got a wife at home

She said, please don't go out there

Lady, I've got to get home

She said her husband was coming up the stairs

Shh, shh, quiet

Hurry up and get in the closet

She said, don't you make a sound

Or some shit is going down

I said, why don't I just go out the window?

Yes, except for one thing, we on the fifth floor

Shit, think, shit, think, shit, quick put me in the closet

And now I'm in this darkest closet, trying to figure out

Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass up out this house

Then he walks in and yells, I'm home

She says, honey, I'm in the room

He walks in there with a smile on his face

Saying, honey, I been missing you

She hops all over him

And says, I've cooked and ran your bath water

Telling you know, this girl's so good

That she deserves an Oscar

Throws her in the bed

And start to snatching her clothes off

I'm in the closet like, man, what the **** is going on?

You're not gonna believe it

But things get deeper as the story goes on

Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone

I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate

But from the way he act

I could tell it was too late

He hopped up and said, there's a mystery going on

And I'm gonna solve it

And I'm like, God, please don't let this man open this closet

He walks in the bathroom

And looks behind the door

She says, baby, come back to bed

He says, bitch, say no more

He pulls back the shower curtain

While she's biting her nails

Then he walks back to the room

Right now, I'm sweating like hell

Checks under the bed

Then opens the dresser

He looks at the closet

I pull out my Beretta

He walks up to the closet

Get close up to the closet

Now he's at the closet

Damn, he's opening the closet