Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 6 of 12)

Believe it or not

I just started laughin'

Shaking my head

And just kept on laughin'

Thinking about all the things I had been through that day

Then she cries, what? Why do you have that smile upon your face?

Then I laughed out said, thinking about the things that I've been through

She wipes her nose and she sniggles and laughs out, I've been through it too

Then I start laughing again

And she start laughing more

Then next thing you know we both are

Cracking up on the floor

And she laughs out, I can't believe this idiot really answered my phone

Now meanwhile 'Twan just got out of prison and he's on his way home

Then she laughs, baby, I'm sorry for all the lies and all the bullshit

Then I say girl, just wait till I tell you all the drama that I've been dealing with

She laughs, I wanna hear it all

Then I laugh and say, baby first of all I got a hangover, been trapped in the closet, slept with who knows, threatened to kill a pastor

She says, what?

Baby this is no lie, he had a lover, turns out to be a gay guy

She says, damn you've been through a lot of shit

Plus I got a ticket

Meanwhile the policeman he turns around

Just out of concern comes back to the house

Then he pulls up in the driveway

My car's parked crooked with the lights on

Then he goes around the back way, he hear the dogs barking like something's wrong

He gets to the backdoor and discover it's been broken in

He looks around, pulls his gun out, then proceeds in

Meanwhile we're laughing and laughing, and laughing

But from his perspective he thinks somebody's crying

He gets closer to the bedroom and he would swear that somebody was coughing and sighing

Meanwhile we're in the bedroom laughing as I'm trying to continue to explain

She yells out, Sylvester, you're killing me

I said, I swear that it went that way

Then next thing you know, he bust up in the room said, motherfucker, freeze

And then I looked back up at him and said, wait, you're that damn police

Then she screams, baby, I mean James, she says, everything is cool

And then he yells, Gwendolyn, I got this

I know you're sick and tired of this fool

Then I stood up, start walking toward him screaming, man, get out my house

Then he yells, freeze, she screams, please and I pulled my Beretta out, she cried out, Sylvester, please don't

Visions of him making love to her, he said, man, put the gun on the floor

I can't stop thinking about him and her

I slowly put the gun down and then I put my hands up

He winked at me and smiled

And that is when I went nuts

Hopped all over him grabbed the gun

She screaming, settle down

Going all around the room both hands on the gun then all of a sudden, pow