Vincent

How I long for the days At the Chinese buffet Downtown Ithica In the U.S.A. I would go on my lunch break I would stay for a while My waiter was Vincent He wore a bow tie, and a smile He handed me a warm plate Pointed me toward the food Chinese chicken nuggets Crab Rangoon When I returned to my table Vincent brought me a Sprite You know I don't need a cookie To know I'm fortunate tonight Vincent you know that I've been missin' ya Ever since I moved away from Ithica You're my favorite waiter in the nation So please accept my appreciation He came to America From a land far away Where Chinese food is just called "food" They eat it every day A one-way ticket to New York With nothing but a dream To be the greatest waiter Ithica has ever seen Vincent you know that I've been missin' ya How's the weather up there in Ithica You're my favorite waiter in the nation So please accept my appreciation Vincent knows That I can't use chopsticks Vincent knows I need a fork with my dinner I miss you Vincent Since I moved to Philadelphia Vincent knows That I can't use chopsticks Vincent knows I use a fork with my dinner I miss you Vincent Since I moved to Philadelphia Vincent you know that I've been missin' ya You're my favorite Asian in North America I never treated you like a b-hole Could you hook me up with some general tea salt I bless the reigns down in Ithica I bless the reigns down in Ithica I bless the reigns down in Ithica I bless the reigns down in Ithica I bless the reigns down in Ithica I bless the reigns down in Ithica I bless the reigns down in Ithica I bless the reigns down in Ithica I bless the reigns down in Ithica I bless the reigns down in Ithica I bless the reigns down in Ithica I bless the reigns down in Ithica I bless the reigns down in Ithica I bless the reigns down in Ithica I bless the reigns down in Ithica I bless the reigns down in Ithica I bless the reigns down in Ithica I bless the reigns down in Ithica I bless the reigns down in Ithica