The wreaths are hung, the lights are strung
It's time for the holidays
The carolers sing, the bells will ring
A fat guy rides a magic sleigh
Don't get in my way on this Black Friday
Cuz I will trample you
For cheap DVDs, like Rush Hour 3
There's nothing I won't do
I really wanna deck the halls
While listening to William Hung
Throw some boughs of holly on the wall
Where can I purchase boughs of holly
What is holly
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa la la la la la
Troll the ancient yule tide carols
fa la la la la la
Don't you ever say
"Santa Claus is fake"
He's always watching you
Don't be scandalous, like Miley Cyrus
Santa is watching you
I really wanna deck the halls
And buy eggnog in a gallon jug
And I know i'm gonna drink it all
Then regret it in the morning
I really wanna deck the halls
And put an ugly sweater on
Light the house up like I'm Clark Griswold
And then watch A Christmas Story
Christmas Story
I saw three kinds of popcorn
Separated in a fancy tin
In the middle of the dollar store
I found it in a bargain bin
And so I got a couple more
Now the holiday fun begins
Popcorn party in a fancy tin
Don't you ever say
"Santa Claus is fake"
He's always watching you
I really wanna deck the halls
While listening to William Hung
Throw some boughs of holly on the wall
Where can I purchase boughs of holly
I really wanna deck the halls
And put an ugly sweater on
Throw some boughs of holly on the wall
Where can I purchase boughs of holly
What is holly
What is holly
