The Cartoon Dog Cypher (feat. Red Rob, FinalCometVA, Leo Barqui, Sh!nki, Swizkii, The Stupendium, ForgeFireRam, B-Lo, KenosIsHot, GreenBeanXP, ST33L, J Cae & Rytchiee)
Matt Raichous
Hip-Hop/Rap
2
Top Songs By Matt Raichous
Credits
AUSFÜHRENDE KÜNSTLER:INNEN
Matt Raichous
Begleitgesang
Red Rob
Begleitgesang
FinalCometVA
Begleitgesang
Leo Barqui
Begleitgesang
Sh!nki
Begleitgesang
swizkii
Begleitgesang
The Stupendium
Begleitgesang
ForgeFireRam
Begleitgesang
B-Lo
Begleitgesang
KenosIsHot
Begleitgesang
GreenBeanXP
Begleitgesang
ST33L
Begleitgesang
J Cae
Begleitgesang
Rytchiee
Begleitgesang
KOMPOSITION UND LIEDTEXT
Matt Raichous
Songwriter:in
Red Rob
Songwriter:in
FinalCometVA
Songwriter:in
Leo Barqui
Songwriter:in
ForgeFireRam
Songwriter:in
KenosIsHot
Songwriter:in
Rytchiee
Songwriter:in
Xavion Adonis
Songwriter:in
Seth Wisniewski
Songwriter:in
Gregory Holgate
Songwriter:in
Brandon Lorbes
Songwriter:in
William Cameron
Songwriter:in
Steel Rex
Songwriter:in
Just Caleb
Songwriter:in
PRODUKTION UND TECHNIK
Rytchiee
Mastering-Ingenieur:in
Anywaywell
Produzent:in
Lyrics
Ruh Roh!
The top dog hoppin' onto the track!
Lappin' up Scooby snacks
I'm solving mysteries fast
Chasing ghosts and ghouls and goblins
Til I leave 'em unmasked
While I'm ghoulishy gobblin'
Any food that I pass. (Reah!)
I'm the pooch that's pullin' bitches
Makin' history!
These bitches wanna be me
Winnin' since the 60's!
Don't need to split
I'm already sniffin' out the clues
Whatcha gonna do
When you're caught by Scooby Dooby-Doo
Now you steppin' to the big dog (Yeah!)
Big stocks when you bettin' on the big boss (Woof! Woof!)
Stackin' up big logs and the big rocks (Ruff!)
Lay the foundation for the big spots (That's me!)
#1 in both size and in nature
Apex predator that you see as a neighbor (Uh huh!)
A pup with the paper
Previous pet turned a player
Big steppin' in your town
And I leave as a painter
"Bluey, you need to rap!"
Aw, do I have to? (Whoo!)
I guess they don't expect to be connecting
Like it's Bluetooth (Uh huh!)
If you gimme something new
I'll take it but won't chew through (Yessir!)
Yeah, I'm making my own path
But that's way worse to lose to (Uh huh!)
A quality cartoon made for kids
But you're not the same (Yessir!)
Old habits die hard
But I guess that's just the Bluey way (Yessir!)
Even adults love me
So I guess try to remember the name (Uh huh!)
'Cause we're serving up lessons
And I guess that does it for today
Here's Cool Joe!
What's he gonna do next? (What?)
Serve an ace on a platter
Or serve a pitch to the Mets (What?)
I'm wearing all of these hats
Throw nothing if I ain't fetch (What?)
Money long like the ears
They tell me stick up the bread
Cause I'm Esnupi!
I chew beats, leave the bowl
Fly behind enemy lines
I'm cleaning home
Won't find it a pigpen
Charlie Brown ain't sighted
With my dinner
Then I'll howl outside his house all night
I'm screaming, "Muriel, Muriel!"
Ghost lurking, can you see that?
Creeping in the fog, return the stones
Or they'll be back
Crashing out funny
I lock in; I'm going dummy
I'm getting to all the money
These rodents are getting scummy (Ugh!)
I'm on the PC, I promise I'll get the upper hand
Pull it back, loading the clip; it feels like a rubber band
It's a C to the O-U-R-A-G-E
Big Dawg Courage
You monsters cannot deceive me
The mechanical canine (Bark! Bark!)
With flammable straight rhymes (Bark! Bark!)
(Yuh!) Though I'm robotic
The doggiest dog is me
I'm like a pocket knife;
Honestly, I'm the G-O-D-D-A-R-D (Self destruct!)
I'm blowing up (Boom!)
Rockets on my feet
Yuh, only going up (Whoo!)
Gathering data and information
Like a game of fetch
I mean, saving the day is like a daily quest
Who's the pooch of few words
Chum so pedigree?
They're the only pup to pack
An engineering degree?
Send the zoo a new bird
Come stepping to me
Laika boss
Space dog when I'm seeking my cheese
It's pretty plane to see
Why there's nothing above me
Leave foes like toast
To a gun full of chutneys (Pew, pew, motherfucker!)
Mess with my inventor
And it's gonna get ugly
And you'll see just the amount of bounce
I got in my bungee
Mathematical!
Ladies see the baddest dawg in Ooo
And go radical
Attention deficit
I never said that I was tactical
Ice cream in a toaster
My lack of focus is never practical
This dog be magical
It's a stretch that I would say
That I be lacking in the brain (Brain!)
I'm just a different kind of hero
Save the world in my own way (Way!)
This party animal, the dog in the fight
You best get outta my way
'Cause, Glob, I'm hungry
Everything burrito?
Nah, bacon pancakes!
You should be lucky to have me
A Family Guy's best friend
Someone get me a martini
Do I need to hump a leg?
Been hitching so many bitches
Two decades, I been a playboy
Like a pirate how I'm getting all this booty
Whoa, ass ahoy!
If I wish it and want it, I'm doing it
Despite the odds
They may try to kill me off
But no Vinnie will take my spot
They may put this dog on a leash
But nobody walking him
How many of these fucking rappers
Will say that they "got that dawg in em"?
When I hit 'em with that (Woof! Woof!)
Nobody know what they in for
When they be clicking on my show
It could be anything
Inside reality since I be talking
That meaning that there could be
Way more now
'Cause that I know
How to express all the thoughts in my brain
Or communicate, even exaggerate
And hyperventilate!
Pneumonoultramicroscopic-
Silicovolcanoconiosis
Before I blackout again
When a pad and a pen
I'm leaving the track smoking
Everybody gonna take an L
When I come up when the W
And then I'll go for a walk
Anybody think about the way I be rapping
Lemme come and tell you
It's cause I got big talk
It's every pet's favorite hero
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
No, It's Krypto!
Faster than a speeding bullet
Yeah, you know I do it
Got these motherfuckers going stupid
(You can-) You can tell Ace, I got the sweet moves
Let's lower down the fire
And making rap cool (Rap cool)
(Uhhh) I'm about drive
(I'm a-) I'm about power
(I'm a-) I stay hungry
(I-) And I devour
Up, up, and away , let's go!
Make way!
Another game host has arrived
Fetch me the Fetch 3000
And I'll take it for a ride
Every kid who comes to play
Plays to learn, and win the prize
Chuck them in a "bone-us"
And it's one doghouse of a time
Every subject is wildcard
Every moment is a pro
Go fetch! That's the motto
See the knowledge as a bone
Blossom, check the stats
And make sure the game's a go
I'm the best that's ever lived
That's Ruff to the Ruffman
They ain't even close
Bringin' up Homer the mound (Ya!)
Like an old sound
Got to take (Yuh!) a couple steps back
And put that pen down
Don't (Don't) be talking chance
'Cause my journey ain't a homeward bound
I gotta show 'em the pup
That's reppin Toontown (Ay! Tell 'em!)
Ain't got no canon voices
I would leave em talking goofy (Goofy!)
They barking up the wrong tree
Yeah, I know they tune go looney (Looney!)
I got a partner with me
And he got the key
That's Mickey! (Mouse!)
Ya tryna keep me in a minor role
But I ain't Minnie
Salutations, my fellow connoisseurs
But those impeccable stanzas were standing
Well, so demure
Allow me to profess and confess
The lesson for the viewer
Have your exquisite accouterment
And let your presence commence clearer
Did you know that the first verbal quarrel
Can be traced back to the 70's
But back 4000 years ago
Resurrected the 19th century
A lovely epic spiel from Gilgamesh
And other poetries
Predating the Shakespeapeance?
But that's just elementary
Like school
It's complimentary, and cool
Education's mend you stations
Until your patience's a tool
You'll use
In the off chance you're sedentary
Or a fool
Or when your social life's in shambles
Thus one can't handle the decline
Of the cells betwixt the mind
That one embellishes
But you'll relish the emotions
That you would idolize
And romanticize
Just for the hell of it
But look at this with me
Being smart is where you're meant to be
A la prochaine et bonne vie
Written by: Brandon Lorbes, Final Comet, ForgeFire Ram, Gregory Holgate, Just Caleb, Kenos IsHot, Leo Barqui, Matt Raichous, Red Rob, Rytchie Smith, Seth Wisniewski, Steel Rex, William Cameron, Xavion Adonis
