The Alphabet Cypher

Get ready you best bet on Aunt fanny

Fat ass cheeks slamming you back to the damn twenties

Arms ain't flat they're heavy so when I box

you'll fly over crowd masses like Cam Steady

I hawk tuah on your ego and make cash plenty mad pennies

Banks emptied for the Ma'am MC

Get your robooties rebooted

I'm the hear me out for half of Gen Z

Better believe if you following the blue prints

Behind and beneath every clue is a new hint

To build up a case a becoming of detectives

But before you solve these elementary questions

Troubling trails red herring don't fail

Did you dig a hole too deep shovel & pail

Every step is a test and the best get brooked

Take notes if you don't then it's back to the books

I may be the first fallen human

But wouldn't it humorous if you'd be the first human to fall to me

Turn this to a show like Truman

How I'm trooping down below and y'all are watching through the screen

There ain't a thing like mercy on the table at least not when I'm controlling

Even if you wanna pacifist no point in calling green

And like Collard Greens I came back up from the ground

And then who bro is holding close to his chest is me

What a stupid dream

Rap hard enough left and you'll spit it to the right

If you need my name shit's printed on the side

These cowards eyeing up my powersliding

Might've have crashed out but no one's got my drive you can

Check my speed! In 51 52 and 53

Three-peat victories

Driftin' down 66 living it up

And I come in number one like I pissed in the cup

When I was young

Looking back I was so dumb

Committing something so taboo just so we can see you but it wasn't enough

I'd give an arm and leg crush my soul I was eleven

My brother was only ten when she was sent to heaven

Damn it! Now it's like the world is against us

Not too many we can trust

We're surrounded by scum

Don't got luck on our side

Guess we're lucky to still be alive

With this power divine

Five fools fallen off front of Von Karma

Not my problem 'cause I'm flawless

Prim and proper law girlboss boutta dominate

Scruffy! Put my verse on the perfect win rate!

Dropping defenses with a bend and SNAP

The Prodigy presses on through any attack

Work miracles and pleas so easy it's a magic feat

Fear of a beating fools the foolish gallery

You're stepping to a monster and a certified G

It's a GG if you playin' with the Boss

Gamma on gamma you'd imagine I'm a dragon

No Ghidorah 'cause I be Radio-active

Bring a Jaeger you get stomped aye I max the heat

Mad titan nobody got the rocks to snap at me

Eating on my shopping spree I been walking up on these streets

Been running these Erens again and again heck an AOT

Settin' fire to the track like it's propane (bwah!)

Hank Hill I'm better than any no name (yep)

Step to me you best be ready for a fight

You're acting like Bobby 'cause that boy ain't right

I got pro bars and pro bars accessories

The mac daddy emcee of Heimlich County don't mess with me

King of the Hill I'm the Star of the Show

With the way these other rappers spit they're grillin' with coal

I Am Iron Man billionaire playboy philanthropist

Scrap with me leave your heads caved like where I built this

Rockstar life got my Rhodey riding with me

I'm the greatest Avenger to assemble to save your city

Nothing like that Musk fuck I'm Hulkbusting a titan

Always wear my best suit unbreakable like a diamond

Arc reactor kept me living but it's way more heart than many

I'm doing a public service and they ain't paying a penny

Listen up get out of my way

My mind it falls away

Pickin' my feet up every day my luck

It mocks this game I play

When the fire's dying (dying)

The flame burns no more

But the hope to keep on fighting

Frees the chains locked in my core

Katakuri killin' kiddies Mochi cook your team up quickly

Yonko commander ain't takin the slander I stop you swiftly

Always sticky when I bring the doh out I'm like Homer Simpy

Observate your moves yeah I'm real good at predicting

I take the whole cake and I eat it too

Spittin these bars like I ate the soul fruit

Homies mostly do not know me Mochi Mochi to the no Mi

Fast on beats ain't actin' slowly kill a captain then the whole sea

It's the Pokémon King I'm the greatest MC

They try to battle me so I keep that shit mean

Might not speak but you can hear me through the mind

Feeling antisocial so I'm really not so kind

I know I can't fly but I'm high as a kite

My name might begin with an L but I never took losses

Because I turn all the Pokémon into corpses

Yeah two for one like it's a special

You ain't never been a Jedi defy the line I'm a rebel

You don't got score to settle with devil I'm on the pedestal

Skeletal be the color of my suit call for medical

Brain split when I shape shift in the banquet

Never take shit cover the night sky like a blanket

On that apeshit with Broly timing for language

Anguish anybody coming with that hatred

What's poppin' peeps? Now the Baryon is back with an energy that means business

Ain't dodging these know I'm burying a bitch with a Rasengan he leave winded

Ninetails don't play she forget about her man when she scream my name and I'm game

Hinata really make the chakra flow but I see red that's my ninja way!

Inheritance Vectors ticking in time I'm Sparing it

Cyber Soulless bots are lost without primes I'm flaring it

Guess I'm him in my Element again

Cybertronian Awaken Optimus and The Autobots now we Rolling in

You Yesterdays model like Megatron bots get laid off

Or layed up this revenge of the fallen I'm talking face-offs

Overly Optimistic Orion On Opposition

Turn it to pole position Stuntin' on 'Cons Blaster Ion Commander been 86in

Pass to pat cus O comes before the P

Under a rock I guess the drama ain't for me

My head free of all thoughts cause my mind got a mind of its own

They all food to me eat 'em down until they bones

Messing with the kid better watch on how y'all talk

Fatboy gon do what he want when he wants to

If you want me catch me at the Salty Spitoon

You best hop off 'fore you get too hurt from Q's verse

The trash talkin' mascot ain't you heard? It's Q*bert!

Been poppin' speech bubbles 'fore any Mello Yello bitches

Not a gibberish gimmick I don't take shit I just spit it

Drop you from the top of my pyramid no schemin'

Y'all fall off like my opps beat me? You're dreaming

From Pixels to the Wrecking; Beta's tryna test me

Careful where you tread g ; Ask Escher who's the MC

The Real Red Panda of Sanrio

It's Retsuko rolling 'round the road with Fenniko

Reeling over all the ravenous rambunctious rampage in my soul

Really going through the pandering's making me lose control

It's RAGE! REARING ITS UGLY HEAD

REVVING UP REAL TIGHT RAPPING THE FEELINGS INSTEAD

OF ROLLING ROUND THE ROCKS AND THE PATH FORCED TO HAVE LEAD

I'm JUST A CUTESY LITTLE CRITTER with existential dread

Faster than light even darker tone

Brought back to life for doctor's faux

But throughout my adventure I have grown

No longer alone no longer disowned

Home is what I tried to destroy

Her message in mind cannot be devoid

Keep her memory alive shining like a star

Even if she's not here I know I'll run far

Call me Thor man I'm bringing the thunder

Lift the hammer up quick make it rain in the summer

I am the best with no blunders I'm tryna keep it a hundred

But if you a frosty fucking giant then I'm ripping asunder

Yeah I keep an eye out like Odin

If you talking shit keep it Loki no jokin'

If you got a fight then you can give me a holla

But if you the one I gotta fight I'll send your ass to Valhalla

Snap back to the yard again Backyardigans' pink one!

Physique's an enigma that's why they call me Unique-wuhhh?

Your imagination's acting out of whack when I spit a bar

Make you see shit with Pablo not Escobar

How're you gonna battle me? My thoughts turn to reality

After I think of your defeat I'm snackin' on some celery!

Your story is the one I lead and I'll make sure you pass away!

Lost with your words Now tell me who is the Castaway?

Breaking News! I got the V

And reporting is Villager number 3! (Happy!)

I've got the trades to rap all night

Cuz you're a giant sheep and I'll win this fight!

Psst it's not a battle we can all be friends

Oh It doesn't matter and I'll do it again!

Your bars aren't good my emerald's better!

And now here's Alchemy with the weather

It's the Big WAH! Peep my muscles this isn't blubber

Dig up hidden wonders then bury my opps six feet under

Golden on the track you should hop in a kart instead

Screw that Pizza Tower guy I'm making garlic bread

It's the tiniest price to pay

Get massive dough for making microgames

The last thing you'll see is my full moon if you cross me

Cause I'm the WarioWare Wolf of Wall Street

Bald as hell but I'm running the fade

Mind control and I can see that they got nothing to say

Don't cover the way I make my people eat and get your bread

I'll fuck up the entire roster just touchin' my forehead

X gon' give it ya

Because my mind is planting something in yours and I'm gon' stick it in ya

I give the mutants equality when we come up in the game

So it's shame we not the fuckin' same yuh

Spirit Detective they call me for a cold case

Point and aim then shot in the face

Looking for trouble hanging with a misfit

Knew once he saw the light flash he got lit

See that I'm ruthless messing with a demon

Gonna knock him out toothless how I'm fiending

Not going to fight fair how this a street fight

Head on the ground how he's going night night

Set it in a Blaze

Turned into a captain as the Vapor leaves a message

Let me Borrow all the fame

Seven in my crew got the Desert in a craze

'Cause I See no evil I'm a leader for the people

Aeria sent me here and now I jump in break the steeple

You ain't a Zitean if you really gettin' cosmic

Dead Men never tell the tale so Skullivar can get the socket