This Is a Violation of My Rights

Excuse me, I saw the sign on the door.

“Buy One, Get One Free,” so I want one more.

But now you’re telling me the sale is through?

I don’t think so — no, this just won’t do!

You say it’s expired, but that can’t be right.

I saw it last week in black and white!

DON’T YOU TELL ME THE DEAL IS GONE,

I SAW THE SIGN, I KNOW I’M NOT WRONG!

DON’T MAKE ME RAISE MY VOICE TONIGHT—

THIS IS A VIOLATION OF MY RIGHTS!

A violation of my rights!

You’re sayin’ your system just won’t comply,

But I can see it in your manager’s eye.

If you really cared, you’d make it work.

But you’re standing there, treatin’ me like a jerk!

I’ve shopped here forever, I know my dues.

So don’t give me excuses, just honor the rules!

DON’T YOU TELL ME THE DEAL IS GONE,

I SAW THE SIGN, I KNOW I’M NOT WRONG!

DON’T MAKE ME RAISE MY VOICE TONIGHT—

THIS IS A VIOLATION OF MY RIGHTS!

A violation of my rights!

I’ll go online, post a review.

I’ll make sure everybody hears what you do.

You think I’m bluffin’? I’ll show you how.

This whole store’s gonna know me now!

DON’T YOU TELL ME THE DEAL IS GONE,

I SAW THE SIGN, I KNOW I’M NOT WRONG!

DON’T MAKE ME RAISE MY VOICE TONIGHT—

THIS IS A VIOLATION OF MY RIGHTS!

A violation of my rights!

You don’t respect me, you don’t even try.

It’s a simple offer, and I won’t let it slide!

You’ll remember my face by the end of the night.

THIS IS A VIOLATION OF MY RIGHTS!

A violation of my rights!