Top Songs By Wilmslow Funk Collective
Credits
AUSFÜHRENDE KÜNSTLER:INNEN
Wilmslow Funk Collective
Klavier
KOMPOSITION UND LIEDTEXT
Kevan Cooke
Songwriter:in
PRODUKTION UND TECHNIK
Wilmslow Funk Collective
Mischtechniker:in
Lyrics
Excuse me? Yes, you.
Could I get a little service here?
Excuse me, I’ve been waiting here all day.
My coupon says ten percent, not eight, okay?
And what do you mean you’re all out of stock?
I came here at noon, it’s now three o’clock!
The parking lot’s a mess, I tripped on the curb.
The way you’re handling this is quite absurd.
I don’t care ‘bout your policies, they just don’t apply!
Don’t you know that the owner is a close friend of mine!?
I’m not trying to be rude (but you know that I am).
This whole experience feels like a scam!
Can I speak to your manager?
They need to hear my point of view!
Can I speak to your manager?
‘Cause clearly, it’s not getting through!
This coffee’s too cold, and the line was too slow.
The smile on your face? Yeah, it’s starting to show.
I’m not leaving until I get what I came for.
Don’t make me repeat myself anymore!
I’ve got rights, don’t you understand?
You need someone higher to take command!
Can I speak to your manager?
They need to hear my point of view!
Can I speak to your manager?
‘Cause clearly, it’s not getting through!
Oh, I’ll write a review, I’ll call the hotline!
I’ll tell everyone that you wasted my time.
I’m the customer, and I’m always right.
Don’t make me drag this out all night!
Can I speak to your manager?
They need to hear my point of view!
Can I speak to your manager?
‘Cause clearly, it’s not getting through!
I’ll say it again, so you understand.
Bring me someone who’s in command.
Can I speak to your manager?
Yeah, I’ll wait right here… for your superior.
(For your manager).
Written by: Kevan Cooke