IGBO THOUGHTS

What is going on on this people eh Si la regle vien I foken ye cherche en popu sa swa si swa Mase i a pa oken kushu pipe su dedi sa swa Popu si sa pepa walo You say what If money doesn't grow on trees Why does bank have branches Ask me If I play her heart with 442 I fit call am tactics Last week I see Deaf Man for court I shock say he go for hearing If you look me well you go know say I dey make like 30 billion yearly Chairmo if my son na priest I fit call am son or father Since my wife born pikin for staircase Everybody don Dey call me stepfather Bro nothing like love at first sight Shey you talk say love is blind Yo if you like dey very very truthful Bro true love still hard to find Egyptian pikin no know say One day him daddy go turn mummy No try add me for the group If you guys ain't talking about money Which one be age is just a number Swear say you no know say age na word Grammatical error Foolish boy Werey oya take award Fine girl if you like Chuk pencil for yansh You no fit still draw my attention She say I dey affect her She dey fail for school school I dey call am affection Why Monday far from Friday Then Friday close to Monday Microsoft if you tell Apple to dey make cars They fit get Windows one day Bros abeg wetin bedbugs dey go before bed come out Abi you fit tell me who I go ask how life be Before death come out Oya check am now Why nose dey run and feet dey smell Please raise your hand if you know What really taste better than it smells You fit tell me why super glue no dey ever gum the bottle Bus wey go school for Niger Wetin we dey call am Shuttle On God hundred Shey na still beaf If two vegetarians still dey fight Forget you uk accent Brother past tense of shit fi be shite Abeg who go turn o If vampire bite zombie I hear say real men no dey love again Rest In peace saint obi Legend Abeg I Dey clean my vacuum cleaner Does it make me a vacuum cleaner If I kill it the name of God Does it make me a goddamn killer Wetin you mean by crab for ocean Fit think say fish dey fly Who pass this colos give me Now I feel say things dey fly Just in case you don't know Person mama don use you do bad example Abi na because I too dey cough Does that mean I'm too blessed Just for example Bullet no go do him job o Not until you fire am And gyan no go stop to the drop song Not until e tire am Grrr Anukum ce pley Wetin be cele pley Say it again, you say Cele pley, le pley Eh Jesus Christ What do you mean by cele pley