Ace Got Some Funk (If Ya Need It)

Ace was the man with a plan A wild and untamed mane fell over his shoulders Right off the top of his Bright green suit jacket tie and purple pants The moment we met in that dingy seaside pub I liked him immediately, without question Ace grabbed me by the shoulders and Popped a big toothy grin I'm Ace. You've come to the right place You look like you could use a friend And maybe a cup of something strong enough to wake the dead What'll it be? Having been forced into an inter dimensional time warp I was a bit parched Very thirsty You're Jack, right? said Ace, peering at me. I can tell You've got that 'I'm-trying-not-to-be-seen' sorta vibe But I can see you, pal. He grinned again, a wide, toothy grin I—uh—how do you know my name? I stammered, drunkenly tripping over my own words Ace leaned in, with that wide toothy grin. I'm going to introduce you To someone special Trust me Jack, you'll love her. Help me help you Ace was right, I thought to myself I had no idea what to do I was in a strange land, a strange world with no guide His words dripped like honey I can get counsel With her majesty The Queen Ace got some funk if ya need it Ace got me all figured out Ace got some funk if ya need it Ace got some funk for ya face Ace got some funk if ya need it Ace got me all figured out Ace got some funk if ya need it Ace got some funk for ya face Onward we journeyed into the cold walls of the King's castle where My newfound friend stayed true to his word Her beauty and magnetism was unlike any mortal appearance