Ace was the man with a plan
A wild and untamed mane fell over his shoulders
Right off the top of his
Bright green suit jacket tie and purple pants
The moment we met in that dingy seaside pub
I liked him immediately, without question
Ace grabbed me by the shoulders and
Popped a big toothy grin
I'm Ace. You've come to the right place
You look like you could use a friend
And maybe a cup of something strong enough to wake the dead
What'll it be?
Having been forced into an inter dimensional time warp
I was a bit parched
Very thirsty
You're Jack, right? said Ace, peering at me. I can tell
You've got that 'I'm-trying-not-to-be-seen' sorta vibe
But I can see you, pal. He grinned again, a wide, toothy grin
I—uh—how do you know my name?
I stammered, drunkenly tripping over my own words
Ace leaned in, with that wide toothy grin. I'm going to introduce you
To someone special
Trust me Jack, you'll love her. Help me help you
Ace was right, I thought to myself
I had no idea what to do
I was in a strange land, a strange world with no guide
His words dripped like honey
I can get counsel
With her majesty
The Queen
Ace got some funk if ya need it
Ace got me all figured out
Ace got some funk if ya need it
Ace got some funk for ya face
Ace got some funk if ya need it
Ace got me all figured out
Ace got some funk if ya need it
Ace got some funk for ya face
Onward we journeyed into the cold walls of the King's castle where
My newfound friend stayed true to his word
Her beauty and magnetism was unlike any mortal appearance
