Puss in Boots vs The Cat in the Hat (feat. Keyblade & The Stupendium)

Animation VS Anything! Puss in Boots Vs The Cat in the Hat Draw! Folks claim he's best of clothed fame Dressed to impress and head-to-toe draped From the feather in his cap, the eyes, face and the purr The danger in his genes and the boots with the fur I am Puss in Boots! Hola and olé You're next to know I am next to no name! Legend to MAP, let me give you advice So hitchhike to the Wishing Star and get a life! El Macho Gato patea tu culo! Keeping you Far, Far Away from a school zone! Frisky Two Times with the kids at the door They don't wanna hear you say Thinga-ma-jigger no more! Now I'm catching this stray, tossing him out on the street What kind of cat needs help getting back on his feet? Yes, I draw first blood like the doctor's answer And I go for the throat like your author's cancer My, that was lots of good fun! (Said the cat) That was fun that was funny, in fact (Hmm) But one thing to know about me (Said the cat) Is that I tend to always come back (Cat in the what?) (Oh yeah!) I keep two Things in the back brick Quick to make you disappear like a hat trick! (Cat in the what?) Begged Shrek asked him: "Bring back the magic" You're not the classic, Cat in the Hat is (Cat in the what?) My, my! You haven't faced time kindly Got nine lives, it looks like you've lived 90! How did you get packed up by a lone wolf, bro? Better pack it up and move back to the old folks' home! I'm just checking in since your parents are missing I'm family friendly, you've been after kitties 'Cuz the altar escape put your marriage on a Softpaws It altered your mate, now it's as if Kitty's got claws! Reunited again with Perrito! But she's not impressed by your little gatito! And she knows that she won't compete with your ego So, next time you die? Adios, amigo! Life is a journey and death is a given The pages are turned as our stories are written Your legacy's tethered to Seuss's estate And defaced by the hatred he paved in his place It has been a lifetime since the Doctor was in And his racism tainted the pages he penned As he propped propaganda art for armed citizens Death of the author caught the dog whistling! Mejor empaca tus cosas si me cuelo en tu balcón Todo el daño a la propiedad que hay en mi casa lo hago yo Tu live action hizo que hasta la señora Seuss se ralle Ni Shrek hizo ver tan desagradable a Mike Myers! Fight me if you must, flee me if you're scared! Face me if you can, fear me if you dare! You're done running away, the kids have had enough! I'm dropping the mic, now: Pick it up! Pick it up? Gladly! I'll pick up the flow To diss this misfit? Oh, The Places I'll Go! You call me a stray? You're an orphan! Who stole from his own hometown for his fortune, then scorned it! Alexander banked on you to free him, but you didn't! You ran from the militia and abandoned him in prison! Took the greatest of falls into the plan that he was hatching Soon as you tried to get laid He got you back and now all the horses and men! Could never begin to mend! Or put you and Humpty's friendship back together again Buddy has been stalking before the beanstalk And better believe bested you 'til his scheme stopped and he dropped! Now, what would you do when brother's plans were foiled? Couldn't take the fall, you made him take it for you! Unless you mend fences a whole awful lot! Then your legacy's end is once Death has you caught