SpongeBob SquarePants vs Captain Underpants (feat. Luke Reardon)

Ah, Animation vs Anything The home of two of my favourite pants-wearers in the universe But who will come out on top? Let's get a closer look Animation vs Anything SpongeBob Squarepants Vs Captain Underpants Steppin' on a beat, you know that I'm ready! (Draw!) So pull up Krupp, and I'm not talking 'bout a wedgie I know you battle naked but that fashion statement Is really leaving nothing to the imagination (My eyes!) Listen buddy, if I'm being honest When it comes to stripping, better stick to the comics (Please?) When compared to my three topping box office hits Man, your film hit the deck "And then flopped like a fish!" I'm bathed in acclaim and all ages adore me! Your pages are aimless, profane and so boring! Were labelled as lame and so Dav Pilkey phased you out slowly Replaced by your maker's new stories! Alright pinhead exhibitionist, give it up! Quit showing kids your Good Noodle, you're no Mrs. Puff! But as far as schools go, yours is in safe hands 'Cuz you were the first one, to get your waste banned! Stand down, SquarePants! I'll wring out this sponge with my bare hands! You're an inferior species, what could you know about taste? You get excited by a pile of trash on a plate (Ha-ha-ha!) Always laughing, but I will leave this foe in silence I'm the captain, you couldn't get a boating license! While we're rapping, sit at ease and admit defeat Like the Super Bowl, I'll flush out your Sweet Victory! Your show's too mighty for networks to take it down Strong enough to jump the shark in a single bound Got the tighty off-whities, I'm lookin' slick! While you are a sponge and you still have no drip! Your panty raids are wicked! Admit it, evildoer! You get no britches! Who let this man cook? His bars are torture Stick to flipping patties, that's an order! An order? Squidward! Yeah, I heard ya No shoes or shirt but we're still gonna serve ya! My karate skills leave your Cheeks turning red So like a Krabby Patty, I'll turn this beef on it's head! I make work fun, your school is such a bore! You don't corrupt kids' minds, kids are corrupting yours! And I do my job well, while George and Harold get you laid off How'd you get more dirty-minded after getting brainwashed? You fight for all that is pre-shrunk and cottony But blackmailing children?! Now that's dirty laundry I met a bunch of heroes and I gotta say they're stronger Then this super zero who won't last a second underwater! What's the deal, bub? You got me all wet! Under the sea is right, you get an F! You're just another troublemaking brat That keeps stretching my patience and it's gonna-Snap! Tra-la-laaa! It's no wonder your animation went in the gutter! Like Nick had altered your business model From flipping patties to Flip-O-Rama! Stephen had said that his wish was to try To convince the execs to get spin-offs denied But then came Sponge On The Run, almost as if it was spite Nickelodeon died on that hill when Hillenburg died