The Guilty Tango

I picture Whittany, she's on that barge

The drum beats heavy and the oars are large

She looks unhappy, and her hands are sore

They keep her working 'til she hits the floor

I'm in deep doo-doo, I'm quite a wreck

It's like two boulders wrapped around my neck

I wish I never, ever saw that Stone

The weight so heavy I can barely walk

The guilty Tango

The voices screaming out inside your head

The guilty Tango

You wish you did it but you do instead

Oh, then there's Brittany, she's hanging there

The gators hungry, snapping for her hair

It seems quite vicious and such bad luck

She paid seven hundred bucks for that haircut

What will Vinnie do to me?

Make me feed him flies?

I'd rather face a crowded house

Of spoiled banana cream pies

The guilty Tango

The voices screaming out inside your head

The guilty Tango

You wish you do it but you did instead

The guilty Tango

Your conscious nagging as it fills your ears

The guilty Tango

The dance could carry on for years and years