Apollo Justice vs Batman Beyond. Snakebite Rap Battles

Snakebite Rap Battles Apollo Justice Vs Terry Mcginnis Begin! This how far they had to stretch to make a legal career look fun? I'd say you're all 15 years too old to play with finger guns So you're the toilet cleaner, huh? Very un-schway Here I thought I saw the last of the Royal Flush Gang There's only room for one Horned Demon in Gotham, move over I'm like your boss playing Poker, how I'm discarding of Jokerz But if Ms. Barbara Gordon wants to keep death tolls low She should just lock up your whole firm next time you go to see a show And after playing through your prehistoric games I hate to add to the oppression to your defense lawyer's face So get lost, like you did from the mom who left you behind Take it from the Bat, pal, Lady Justice is blind! The defense calls to the stand one Mr. Batman! Or to say his full name Terry, Buhlatrappen! Take that! Don't lie to me like I'm Dana! An execution date's not one you can bail on! Your test scores are barely worth an F for Effort Was three months not enough in the detention center? And you failed to save the friend who made you commit crimes Give this battle up, you already lost Big Time! And don't you try to cheat this court like its your girlfriend You coulda called a recess before you went and took Ten You're packing quite the rap sheet, so lets get down to business The best in any district, can I get a witness?! Do you have to scream every time you speak? Those "Chords of Steel" are loud enough to drown out Shriek I almost fell asleep, and for me that's hard to come by I'm sure that pirate looks helped you get lots of shut-eye! Spending nights running errands as Bruce's heart gets worse Don't try to hide it! Lost the angst, you're a billion dollar nurse The defense alleges they only gave you Wayne's things Cuz Alfred Beyond didn't carry the same Ring You'd make a great Robin, us bats work in shadows And two thirds of your trilogy had Wright's name attached, so You're tagged in like a relay but with four parents missing Only sport's your winning is the Orphan Olympics Wanna fight dirty now? Both you and your late dad Failed to stop the same man in spite of your best efforts I guess its only fitting Batman never got Powers But THAT many screw ups must be a McGinnis world record! Don't let him bluff, break his focus McGinnis Oh, I'm not out of tricks yet, Mr. Wayne! Hit it! I rock on like the Gavinners so back off! You're only called the Ace cuz you act like Trucy's lapdog Carried by a dead man, carried by the Matrix Kid, you're even carried by your mom's friendship bracelet Saw courtroom #4, go blast off in front of Starbuck But if you wanna talk about a case, UR-1! Your friend died so you started crashing and burning And one space mission turned you into Apollo 13! Your mentor forged evidence to win big in court But in the dark age of the law, my mentor forged the torch And then he passed it down to me: The Batman Gotham needs So I think I'll have to pass on the Little Justice League! My bracelet is reacting! Now see through his trash talk And end him off like his show did, with the mask off End him like his show did? Once I have him figured out He'll be left like the Joker when the chips are down! There! Now I'll cut through all his lies! I am Apollo Justice and I'm fine! The Bat Gotham needs crap? I don't quite believe that You sweat more than directors asked about your big screen plans Just 3 seasons and you had your show on TV scrapped? You've been executed by your own DC Act! You lived your whole live teeming with your boss' DNA! As Cadmus pulled your strings like the Guitar's Serenade These are my closing statements and now I rest my case Another Batman's been crushed by the last words of an Ace! Who won? Who's next? You decide! Snakebite Rap Battles!