Maya Fey vs Kyoko Kirigiri. Snakebite Rap Battles

Snakebite Rap Battles Maya Fey Vs Kyoko Kirigiri Begin! Let's not complicate this case with false allegations If the gun belonged to Ms. Fey then she would've probably ate it Though I see now why Phoenix Wright gave you a job as an aid Based on your habits I can tell you get a lot off his plate Let's review the evidence, it's clear your kin are far from heroes With psychic powers, your family has A worse court record than Yasuhiro's Your mother, Misty, put failure on the Fey's name, so she went and hid They took her off of DL-6 and forced her on the DL since I won't compare myself to Bluecorp But still best stay out of my business With all the cases in my school's court You could not fake the things I've witnessed So face the truth, if that Blue Badgerer never came to save the day The Maya calendar would see its end by April May Nick, a ghost! (Maya, that's not a-) Quick, get the magatama She crawled out a trash heap to come meet us! Oh right, Danganronpa Miss, in your line of work, being hard to read's impressive With that said, your manga would make a great detective Now introducing my brand new Kurain Lyrical Technique And for you, my young pupil There's quite a lot you still have to learn No worries! When it comes to burns, I'll give you a hand! Wait, shoot! I mean, uh! When it comes to hands, I'll give you some burns! (woo!) Gloves off! Maybe work on making your bluffs stronger Even Pearl could see through your love saga But letting Naegi get pressed (Hold it!) Is not the correct way to crush on him (Wait-) Oh my god, Nick! Once she and I quit this little feud (Whu?!) You should pay for both of us to get Eldoon's (Uh?) Like her final killing game, you snooze, you lose (Ugh?) Now stop blaming dad for leaving behind the private schtick (Ugh!) I'm from a line of mediums but you, uhh, A line of dicks? Yep! It's not his fault he stood for himself like a ladder You mean a step-ladder?- Maya! See? He's perfect as a head master You'd be wise to cease this jeering Sporting Lady Kee'ra gear, you'd still fall short of the Kirigiris Detectives have to be prepared But you wouldn't learn that from Phoenix Never taught you how to rise to a challenge, only how to wing it Your judgment's in a worse state than your urn after its fall Should've learned from Godot to read the writing on the wall Didn't recognize your mom until she sacrificed it all in love Watched her build her own grave just to put down a Dahlia Did those 10 years training get erased? Still in the last decade at 28 Even through the many shapes dead men Take in you to speak beyond the grave, you never change Still living in the shade of better Fays Still being held as bait or getting framed Still, spending every case M.I.A Doesn't mean you'll live up to Mia's name! You're guilty of killing the mood, I can't imagine why Well leave it to the Feys, to bring it back to life! Greetings, Ms. Kirigiri. Please attack my sister no further I can tell your secrets are killing you It's a Psyche-Locked room murder Hiding your scars away from the world won't make you fearless It'd take my whole ancestry combined to raise your spirits And I love Maya! Your grandfather just used you as a student I don't have to groom my sister just to see myself live through her Force their creed on you until They even kept you from your dying mother You were just sent to the Twilight Realm Now you can finally say hi to her! Who won? Who's next? You decide! Snakebite Rap Battles!