Not Quite True

Anything else I should know? I think I've told you everything, sir I got a feeling that's not quite true (Who stole —) (Who stole —) (Who stole who?) The funniest feeling that's not quite true (What was it like?) (What was it like?) (Between you two?) I'm not implyin' You're bold-faced lyin' I'm not suggestin' You need arrestin' Sir, I honestly can't think of anything else See, that's funny, 'cause I got a feeling that's not quite true (What did you say?) (What did he say?) (What did you want?) (What did he do?) He was wonderful while you were gone Couldn't have been kinder Take a nibble? I got a feeling