Hello!
Welcome to Wicker Witch of the West!
I'm looking for a plain white card
Nothing fancy, nothing bright
Just a regular rectangular card
That's right!
Hmm... could be tricky
I'm not so into white
This is Luke, by the way!
I need to write "congratulations"
On a plain white card
For my triplets' confirmations
How hard can it be?!
White stationery!
Doing my best here, sir
You look familiar, son
Have I seen you on TV?
Yes, I have!
You're in a local commercial, aren't ya?
Uh, no
Huh
This one's got a tiny bit of glitter
Eh, no
Do we attend the same church? St. Agnes
No, my folks go to Heavenly Day up on Hillcrest
Huh... ha, I swear I've seen you on TV!
Sorry we struck out in this one
But might I direct your attention to these handsome bird chapels?
They're just in!
Handsome, indeed
Quaint little people
The steeple's where you pour the seed
I'll take one, please
For our backyard!
Super!
Word of advice?
Please
I suggest you invest in a plain white card
Thanks for coming in!
God, that's all I sell
One per day
Remind me why we live here
