The Hangover Duet

I didn't get the stockings for my sister I'm an awful human being and I think I'm gonna die The government should cancel student debt I should've known the nets will loose I'm wearing someone else's bra I didn't know I had a chandelier Jesus Christ I'm almost thirty and I don't know how to drive It's obvious that no one's doing anything to deal with global warming And I think I'm gonna die Whitney Houston's dead I don't remember getting these aggressive yellow curtains What the hell is going on? The economic policy of this administration Jesus holy shit is that a human head? Is it mine? Oh, wait of course it isn't mine I'm going crazy Is it breathing should I touch it Is it gone There's someone in my bed Oh, wait this bed is not my bed I've got amnesia, what the hell is going on? Oh, that's right I remember I used a stolen credit card and spent five thousand dollars On a monumental blow out with my crazy British nephew Or my soon to be step nephew or whatever Anyway it isn't healthy and he's lying in my bed Which as I said is not my bed I need a filling and I haven't done my taxes And America is dying And the planet is exploding in a giant subterranean volcano So excuse for a moment 'cause I think I'm gonna- Oh, God Oh my God I feel whoo-hoo! Wonderful It's another day in dream town I look yeah magical in this Egyptian cotton dressing gown And I'm naked from the waist down On the soap it says, "The Plaza" On the towels it says, "The Plaza" On the bed it says, "The Plaza" On the door it says, "The Plaza" I don't know but all the evidence suggests I'm in the Plaza And I'd rather be locked up in Rikers Island I just need to be alone And I need to find my phone Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Oh my God I've killed him Have I killed him? Is he moving? Dougle speak to me Oh God I think he's gone He's turned into a phone I can't believe it Is that likely? No that's crazy What the hell is going on? He's left He's left Was he ever even here Am I here? Is he me? Is this a dream? The room is kinda spinning, and I'm going round in circles Or I was and I think I'm gonna Whoo-hoo! Wonderful There's a pigeon on the windowsill Yeah Incredible It's another day in Dreamsville Yes, another day in Dream town It's the wedding day in Dream town