Rush Hour Matinee

Traffic jam and jelly sandwich

Rubber wheel convention, it's Henry Ford's invention, the rush hour matinee

Idling over a four lane clover

Ten seconds as the crow flies, forever as the car drives, at the rush hour matinee

Oh little darling, we may never arrive, oh little darling, we may never get out of here alive

We're just pigeon bait on the interstate

Bottleneck congestion, classic indigestion, at the rush hour matinee

Bumper cars on the black top tar

Radiators bursting, Catholic nuns a-cursing, the rush hour matinee

Here comes the bridge

Oh little darling, we may never arrive, oh little darling, we may never get out of here alive

At a snails-pace it the mid-day creep

In animated suspension, it's time to throw the wrench in, at the rush hour matinee

Carbon monoxide sulferdioxide fumes at the rush hour matinee

Horns are blasting, no one's laughing or smiling at the rush hour matinee

Monday through Friday the show starts at three and it free, it's the rush hour matinee

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And we have a special attraction today, road construction, at the rush hour matinee

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See the clowns on the road today at the rush hour matinee

See the clowns on the road today at the rush hour matinee