No One's Got Them Like I Do

She was a hot blooded woman running chills up and down his spine

Now she's got him crying in his wine

It don't impress me none

Cause you can tell me about your troubles till you turn blue no one's got them like I do

You got something you don't want and it's one of a kind

The doctor said son you're running out of time

It don't impress me none at all

You can tell me about your troubles till you turn blue no one's got them like I do

Jump off the bridge into the San Francisco bay and let the waters carry you away

It won't impress me none at all

Cause you can tell me about your troubles till you turn blue no one's got them like I do

Well I'm so sick and tired of hearing everyone complain

About their little trouble raining on their baseball game

It don't impress me none at all

Cause you can tell me about your troubles till you turn blue no one's got them like I do