Side Effects of Ozempic

Yeah, they told me about the Ozempic side effects

Nausea, vision changes, and some unexpected wrecks

Kidney problems, stomach pain that flexes

But wait till I tell you about the real effects, check it

Started with a dose, now I'm on a mission

Pancreas disease, maybe, but I'm in remission

Yeah, my stomach's twisted, but I'm stepping out

They talk side effects, I show what I'm about

Swelling, hoarseness, breathing in deep

Trouble swallowing, but I'm in too steep

Then the beat drops, vision gets clearer

Look in the mirror—damn, the baddest is nearer

Drop the bass, here's the truth, no glitch

Drop the pounds they fall off without a hitch

Biggest Ozempic side effect?

I'm a bad ass bitch. (bad ass bitch)

I'm a bad ass bitch

From zero to hero, on this new prescription

Ozempic's side effects? More like an addiction. (gimme some)

Exes calling back, but I'm on a new vibe

Used to be the backdrop, now I'm the headline

Gallbladder's aching, but I'm rocking these scenes

Got more followers than I've ever seen

Swelling, hoarseness, breathing in deep

Trouble swallowing, but I'm in too steep

Then the beat drops, vision gets clearer

Shortness of breath, not from the climb

It's the heights I'm reaching, hitting prime time

Neck might swell (might swell), but so does my fame

Outshining side effects, bursting into flames

So I strut, side effects on the back burner

Life's a runway, and I'm the fast learner

Turn the pain into gain, every step I take

Ozempic gave more than it could ever take

You might get a lump or swelling in your neck

Hoarseness, trouble swallowing, or shortness of breath

These may be symptoms of thyroid cancer

Yeah, they warned me, gave me the list

Told me all the troubles, the turns, the twists

But one thing they didn't, couldn't predict

Ozempic made me, a bad ass bitch

A bad ass bitch (bitch, bitch)

Side effects? Call 'em side perks

Watch me work, watch me smirk

Ozempic's twist, it's glam rebirthed

Changed the game

For this bitch, it's worth it