You're On Mute

You're on mute

Jesus Christ, I'm going to take a bath with a toaster

Do you realize we can't hear you?

You're on mute

Your mic is muted again, you MUPPET (muppet)

You MUPPET (muppet)

You absolute MUPPET (muppet)

You're on mute

Oh oh, I'm going to try to retain my sanity

How can this keep happening?

Somebody message this guy please

Oh oh oh oh, I'm so done

You're on mute

Do you by any chance eat pizza with a spoon? (with a fucking spoon)

It's been 4 years, how have you not figured out zoom?

It's people like you who are the reason

We have instructions on shampoo

You're on mute

You just took up 5 minutes of my time

Trying to figure out how to hit the unmute button

Was it your bluetooth or was it your mic?

You doorknob. You are wasting away my life

You're on mute

I'm warming up my car in the sealed off garage

You're on mute

Do you realize we can't hear you?

Your mic is muted, you oxygen thief

You're an oxygen thief

You're on mute

Do you by any chance eat pizza with a spoon?

It's been 4 years, how have you not figured out zoom?

It's people like you who are the reason

We have instructions on shampoo

You're on mute

Finally you figured it out, "oops I was muted"

We know that, you wad

We could tell before you even started

And now, yes, we can see your screen

Why do you ask that every meeting?

We can always see your screen when you share

Has anyone ever in their whole fucking life

Said they couldn't see it there?

But you keep asking, every day

I don't think that I'm going to be okay

You ninny

You upside down tortoise

You dead dolphin

You are wasting away my life

Do you by any chance eat pizza with a spoon?

It's been 4 years, how have you not figured out zoom?

Do you by any chance eat pizza with a spoon?

It's been 4 years, how have you not figured out