English Language (English Language)
We've all had enough of you making it tough
For us all to pronounce ya (all to pronounce ya)
You need to pick a frickin' lane with the sounds you're making
Like O-U-G-H (it's said how it's spelt)
Oogh? (Psych)
It's oh, ow, oo, or, off, uff, uck or up
What the fuck is up with that? (I'm so confused)
English Language (English Language)
We've all had enough of you making it tough
For us to pro-no-un-kay (pro-no-un-kay)
It feels like you're just taking the P
Out of pterodactyl to fuck with us
Let's talk about queue
That sounds already the first letter
So what's with the extra ueue? (Ueue)
Are we just adding any old shit to the endings of words now?
In that case, I'll have the fish and chips
And a packet of prawn cocktail crisps
(Yes the dollar sign is silent, oh the hyphen?)
(No, that's pronounced)
English Language (English Language)
We've all had enough of you making it tough
For us to pro-shin-u-la-sey (pro-shin-u-la-sey)
Why is the plural of mouse mice
But we can't live in semi-detached hice?
If you keep on laughing at me
You're gonna drive me to commit manslaughter
And don't even get me started on the place names
Cholmondeley?
Happisburgh? Woolfardisworthy?
Screw this, I'm moving to France
Oh, sweet Jesus
