A La Mode

You want your finger on the pulse? (Oh, yes) Then you've got to wear cool fashions If you do not own clothes (So fresh) Let me tell you what will happen You'll be disgusting Even catering staff will not offer you canapés You'll be so crusty Even a slug on the path is gonna see you and run away (Run away!) I know another way Step onto the runway, gotta impress them With a dress sense that is flattering Vestments that make sense For a man to possess them A fashi-on sensati-on À la mode! A skirt made of cable ties (À la mode) With panties on the outside (À la mode) Celebs are watching from the side We spent sixty-five grand on origami chairs (À la mode) Versace up on my head (À la mode) Gucci on my right leg (À la mode) And also on my left leg I suppose trouser holes tend to cater for both, à la mode You don't know Augustus Bleegan? (Hah!) His pants are so hot this season (Hot!) Because he decided to heat them By personally blowing on them with his mouth You don't know Qwæsian? (Hah!) He makes scarves out of skin, known as skarfs They provide too much insulation But the sweat glands help with additional cooling Step onto the runway, head to toe In the latest innovation from Blorgio A suit made of two smaller suits Constitutes a new fashi-on sensati-on À la mode! À la mode (À la mode) A belt buckle bin sign (À la mode) Cabbage on my right thigh (À la mode) A goggle over one eye You never know when you might need to wink in the pool (À la mode!) Your feet having cheese on? (À la mode) Very in this season! (À la mode) So take a slice of edam Put your toes through the holes, and lo You are so à la mode Mo-o-ode À la mode À la mo-o-ode, oh-oh-ode Oh, oh, oh