Flimsy Steve

Oh Flimsy Steve where have you gone what have you seen

Oh Flimsy Steve will you come back for me

Oh Flimsy Steve you've been so quiet since I went clean

Oh Flimsy Steve you mean so much to me

I've been in the ends since ten

kickin' product round the bend

Sittin on a chicken pen pickin' all my favorite eggs

Pick a fight with mama hen till she knock me out and then

Imma wake up in the morning and I'll do it all again

They all say who is Flimsy Steve

And why's he walk around the street with bare feet

How's he only got two teeth and bares three

A monkey on his back a mad chimpanzee

They say the world will punish me for all my flimsy ways

But the cosmos cannot punish the failure that they made

And I once bit a rock from atop a Wiccans grave

Now my teeth are all enlightened like Colgate toothpast

Oh Flimsy Steve where have you gone what have you seen

Oh Flimsy Steve will you come back for me

Oh Flimsy Steve you've been so quiet since I've been clean

Oh Flimsy Steve if not for you then me