Muthers R Speshel (Wen Yer Sad)

Mothers are special, mothers are special

When you're sad (When you're sad)

Mothers are special, mothers are special

When you're sad (When you're sad)

Mothers are special, mothers are special

So be glad (So be glad)

That mothers are special, mothers are special

When you're sad (When you're sad)

Mothers are clever, mothers are clever

When you get made fun of at school

They'll tell you them bullies are jealous and stupid

'Cause you're so cool (You're so cool)

Mothers are helpful, mothers are helpful

When it's time to go to prom

They'll give you a condom and a shot of Binaca

And say, "You're the bomb" (You're the bomb)

And when you write a stupid song about 'em

That you perform in front of lots of people

They will not censor any word or phrase

And when the song tanks, they'll still offer praise

Because

Mothers are liars, wonderful liars

When your career is up in smoke

They'll tell you you're funny

Even when they don't even get the joke (Get the joke)

Mothers are wizards, generous wizards

When you don't have money to go to the doctor

To clear up the problem you got from your girlfriend

When you did that thing that you're never gonna do again

And when you write a stupid song about 'em

That you perform in front of lots of people

They'll maybe disapprove a little and grit their teeth

But they will understand what's underneath

Because mothers are brilliant, hopelessly brilliant

Every day (Every day)

'Cause they you love you so much

That they will tolerate all the silly crap you say (Crap you say)

Mothers are patient, endlessly patient

With their kid (With their kid)

And hopefully mine will know the joy that it is

To have the mom I did

Everybody!

Mothers are special, mothers are special

When you're sad (When you're sad)

Mothers are special, mothers are special

When you're sad (Your mom would sing along)

Mothers are special, mothers are special

Brand new rhyme, sing it with me (Brand new rhyme)

Mothers are special, mothers are special

All the time, now you see where I was going (All the time)

Mothers are special, so friggin' special

All the time

Thank you, Joe