Aaron Burr, Sir

1776, New York City

Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?

That depends, who's asking?

Oh, well, sure, sir

I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service, sir

I have been looking for you

I'm getting nervous

Sir, I heard your name at Princeton

I was seeking an accelerated course of study

When I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours

I may have punched him, it's a blur, sir

He handles the financials?

You punched the bursar

Yes, I wanted to do what you did, graduate in two, then join the revolution

He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid

So how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?

It was my parents' dying wish before they passed

You're an orphan, of course, I'm an orphan

God, I wish there was a war then we could prove

That we're worth more than anyone bargained for

Can I buy you a drink?

That would be nice

While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice

Talk less

What?

Smile more

Ha

Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for

You can't be serious

You wanna get ahead?

Yes

Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead

Uh, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!

What time is it? Show time!

Like I said

Show time! Show time! Yo!

I'm John Laurens in the place to be

Two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three, uh

Those redcoats don't want it with me

'Cause I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I'm free!

Aye, oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette

The Lancelot of the revolutionary set

I came from afar just to say, "Bonsoir"

Tell the King "Casse toi!"

Who is the best? C'est moi

Brrrah, brrrah! I am Hercules Mulligan

Up in it, lovin' it, yes, I heard ya mother said, "Come again?" (Aye)

Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course

It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets (Wow)

No more sex, pour me another brew, son!

Let's raise a couple more to the revolution!

Well, if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton College, Aaron Burr

Give us a verse, drop some knowledge

Good luck with that, you're takin' a stand

You spit, I'ma sit, we'll see where we land (Boo)

Burr, the revolution's imminent, what do you stall for?

If you stand for nothing, Burr, what'll you fall for?

Ooh, who are you?

Who are you? Who are you?

Ooh, who is this kid? What's he gonna do?