Rude

You don't help old people cross the street

You spit on children that you meet

You don't open doors for the ladies

And, when in public, you act crazy

You don't zip up your fly

And wonder why the women pass you by

When the kids play, you just tease

You don't cover your mouth when you sneeze

You cough in public when you're sick

You shove your finger in your nose and pick

You never comfort people when they cry

And when you're asked questions, you just lie

You smoke cigarettes and you drink

You don't take baths and you stink

And when you're walking in the park

You kick the dogs when they bark

Every day, you act like a clown

You kick your friends when you think they're down

You have no manners and are crude

And frankly, my dear, you're just rude