Ev'rybody Wants to Be a Cat / The Siamese Cat Song / The Tiki Tiki Tiki Room

Everybody wants to be a cat 'Cause a cat's the only cat Who knows where it's at Everybody's pickin' up on the feline beat 'Cause everything else is obsolete Beware of a square When he offers to share His milk to sip If it hasn't been tried I suggest you provide Your own catnip I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing Still a cat's the only cat Who knows how to swing A purr between two furry friends May be old hat But everybody wants to be a cat A square with a horn Makes you wish that you weren't born Every time he plays But with a square in the act You can set music back To the caveman days Boo-gee-dee-boo-gee-dee-bap I've heard some birds who tried to sing Still a cat's the only cat Who knows how to swing 'Cause a purr between two furry friends May be old hat But everybody wants to be a cat We are Siamese if you please (rawr) We are Siamese if you don't please Don't, please I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room All the birds sing words And the flowers croon Still a cat's the only cat Who knows how to swing 'Cause everybody wants to be a cat Come on, Scat Cat, turn me on I'll take my horn and my best tone Then blow a little soul into the tune Let's take it to another key Modulate, then wait for me I'll blow up a few ad libs and pretty soon (bap-bap-swee-bap-bap-swee-bap-bap-lee-doo-lee-doo) The other cats will all commence (meow) Congregating on the fence (meow) Beneath the alley's only light Where every night is out of sight (Everybody wants) (Everybody wants) (Everybody wants) (Everybody wants to be cat) Everybody, everybody Everybody wants to be a cat Hallelu (everybody, everybody) Hallelujah (everybody wants to be a cat) You know that everybody wants (everybody wants) Everybody wants (everybody wants) Everybody wants (everybody) To be a cat Everybody, everybody Everybody, everybody Everybody wants Everybody wants to be a cat (Everybody, everybody) Everybody wants to be a cat Meow, meow, meow