Ralphie to the Rescue!

Your teacher in trouble

So get there on the double

Or she'll face her doom

Ralphie, do something

The tension is mounting

One minute left and counting

Till she goes KABOOM

Won't you save me, Ralphie?

Tell this scoundrel to surrender

I'll save the day

Oh, he's got me, Ralphie

I could die in this disaster, faster

Hold on, I'm on my way

Ralphie to the rescue, oh

Ralphie to the rescue, oh

One thing to do

Time to turn to Old Blue

Now let her go

Yippee-ki-yo

My hero

We're stuck in a stick-up

We've got some cash to pick up

Fill the bag with loot

They're telling the teller

Now hand it over, feller

Or we'll have to shoot

Hands in the air

That's right

Won't you help us, Ralphie?

Tell these robbers to release us

Don't let me die

Try and stop us, Ralphie

Hope you're ready for some paybacks, stay back

Forget the FBI

Forget the FBI

Ralphie to the rescue, oh

Ralphie to the rescue, oh

He's here to buck

Every bank-robbin' crook

So drop the dough

Yippee-ki-yo

Get 'em, cowboy

Cowboy Ralphie

The favorite son of Indiana

With his gun and his bandana

Riding on high

Get 'em, cowboy

Cowboy Ralphie

Just in time to fight some crime

Just like Red, he'll shoot 'em dead

Yippee-ki, yippee-ki, yippee-ki, yippee-ki, yippee-ki, yippee-ki-yo

Ralphie to the rescue, oh

Ralphie to the rescue, oh

So brave and so bold

And he's just nine years old

When I've got Old Blue

I'm a born buckaroo

A boy and his gun

Riding off in the sun

Just watch him go

Go, go

Yippee-ki-yo