Sticky Situation

Alright, there's the flagpole

Why don't you put your tongue on it?

You kiddin'? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole

That's dumb

That's 'cause you know it'll stick

You're full of it, oh, yeah? Yeah

Oh, yeah? Yeah, oh, yeah?

Yeah

Well, I double dog dare ya

Okay, now it was serious

A double dog dare

What else what left but I triple dare you

And the final coup de gras of all dares

The sinister triple dog dare

I triple dog dare ya

Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette

By skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat

Well, it seems you got a little situation

Well, it seems like things are escalating quick

This unprecedented move, skipped the triple just to prove

Just how sure he is that something's gonna stick

Alright, alright, well, go on smart ass and do it

I'm going, I'm going

Flick's spine stiffened

His lips curled in a defiant sneer

There was no going back now

This is nothing, stuck, stuck, stuck

I'm stuck

What did he say?

Geez, it really worked

Schwartz's old man was right, told ya

Well, I can't believe that actually just happened

He's as good as glued as far as I can tell

Oh, my goodness, holy cow

Hey guys, what do we do now?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that this will not end well

Hey, fellas, help me, come on

What are we gonna do?

The bell rang, we gotta go back in

But what are we gonna do?

Well, it's a sticky, sticky, sticky situation

The stickiest there might've ever been

With his lips turning blue, what are we gonna do?

With this sticky situation that we're in?

The horns of a dilemma

Good little boys who were on time for class

Got the best presents on Christmas

The bad little boys who got caught

Triple dog daring their friends to stick their tongues

To a flagpole, well, what would you do?

Nancy? Charlie? Richie? Esther Jane?

Flick? Where's Flick? Has anyone seen Flick?

Ralphie, do you know where Flick is?

Flick? Flick who?

When you're tossed into a cross examination

Gotta pick an explanation to provide

So you rapidly invent an excuse for recompense

He was kidnapped, he forgot his lunch

He died

Class, what's going on here?

Well, you can't confess a thing or you'll get busted

If you're caught they'll cart you off to county jail

And then once you're locked away

You'll find out on Christmas day

Santa doesn't read a convicted felon's mail

It's a sticky, sticky, sticky situation

Just something for a sudden stroke of luck

'Cause from this point of view, what're we gonna do?

In this sticky situation, feeling stuck

Now, I'm going to ask you this one more time

Has anyone seen, yes, Esther Jane

Oh, my Lord

Sticky, sticky

Sticky, sticky

It's a sticky, sticky, sticky, sticky

Sticky, sticky, sticky situation

Well, we're here to halt this panic on the playground

It's continuing to spiral beyond control

Can you get him to relax? Hey should I break out the axe?

We aren't ruling nothing out until we pry him off that pole

It's a sticky, sticky, sticky situation

The stickiest there might've ever been

So do all you can do not to tear him in two

Look alive, look alert, now this might kinda hurt

Gotta pull, gotta wrap, gotta reel him on back

From this sticky, sticky, sticky (Ah)

Sticky, sticky, sticky, (Ah)

Sticky, sticky, sticky situation that he's in

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