Soap Opera

Ain't we all the stars Ain't we all the stars Playing the leading part In our own soap opera Sherry shampooed 'til she got her own chair Now she's playing shrink to every head of hair A mani or a pedi or color or a cut Eight hours a day, it's the same old stuff They got trouble with their ex and his next wife Sands through the hourglass, days of our lives Ain't we all the stars Ain't we all the stars Playing the leading part In a daytime drama Young and restless hearts Duckin' and throwing darts Yeah, we're all big stars In our own soap opera Jimmy wipes down the bar, makes a mean martini They tip it on back and give him the skinny Shaken or stirred or a bottle or a draft They're bearing their souls to the bottom of the glass They got trouble with their girl and their girlfriend's mama This one life to live got a whole lotta drama Ain't we all the stars Ain't we all the stars Playing the leading part In our own soap opera Young and restless hearts Duckin' and throwing darts Yeah, we're all big stars In our own soap opera This town might be little bitty But just ask Sherry or Jimmy If Hollywood was handing out Emmys We'd all be saying gimme, gimme, gimme Ain't we all the stars Ain't we all the stars Playing the leading part In our own soap opera Young and restless hearts Duckin' and throwing darts Yeah, we're all big stars In our own soap opera Yeah, yeah Oh, yeah, we're all big stars