Drank Myself Into It

I was gonna stay home

Maybe turn the game on

Fry myself a T-Bone

Have myself a one and done cold one

It went done a little too smooth

As did the next two

The next thing I knew

I was pulling on my Friday night

Good time boots

An uber later and I’m cold beer bar stooling

Guess I went and drank myself into it

Didn’t have no going out plans

Or singing Skynyrd with the band

Lord knows I can’t dance

Damn Instagrams got the pictures to prove it

I wouldn’t going to text my ex

Buy a hard pack of Marlboro reds

Loose the rent on a corner pocket bet

Ain’t no one to blame and no lame excuses

Guess I went and drank myself into it

I can’t remember half of what I said

Both eyes are blood shot red

The room spinning around my bed

Feels like a helicopters trying to land in my head

Didn’t have no going out plans

Or singing Skynyrd with the band

Lord knows I can’t dance

Damn Instagrams got the pictures to prove it

I wouldn’t going to text my ex

Smoke a whole pack of Marlboro reds

Loose the rent on a corner pocket bet

Ain’t no one to blame and no lame excuses

Done went and drank myself into it

 

I'm gonna file last night under drunk and stupid

Now I gotta wake up and face the country music

Didn’t have no going out plans

Singing Skynyrd with the band

Lord knows that I can’t dance

Damn Instagrams got the pictures to prove it

Wouldn’t gonna text my ex

Smoke a whole pack of Marlboro reds

Loose the rent on a corner pocket bet

No one to blame and no lame excuses

Pulled an all night Hank

Drained out the bank

Done went and drank myself into it

Drank myself into it