Half a Mind to Go Crazy

Ain't missed a day of work in a month of Monday's

Got a achin' hankerin' in my drinkin' bones

Been cravin' me some good old cold beer country

A man can only keep his sanity so long

I got half a mind to go crazy

There's a honky tonkin' hint of a wild hair

I got half a mind to go crazy

I got all night long to get there

Got a paycheck burnin' a hole in my pocket

And a Copenhagen spit shine on my boots

If I had a give a damn, man, I've lost it

So if you find me out there howlin' at the moon

Well, I got a half a mind to go crazy

There's a honky tonkin' hint of a wild hair

Yeah, I got a half a mind to go crazy

And I got all night long to get there, yeah

Got my butt here on a barstool and the whiskey's going down

There ain't no telling where I'll be when morning rolls around

I got a half a mind to go crazy

There's a honky tonkin' hint of a wild hair

Yeah, I got a half a mind to go crazy

And I got all night long to get there

I got half a mind to go crazy

There's a honky tonkin' hint of a wild hair

I got half a mind to go crazy

I got all night long to get there

To get there, I'm gonna get there

I'm gonna get there (I'm gonna get there)

Hell, I might wake up in a straitjacket tomorrow