The More I Drink

He was sittin' at the bar, sippin' on a regular Coke We were drinkin', and smokin', and makin' him the butt of our jokes We all said, "Man, what happened to you? Why can't you just have a few?" He said, "I would, if I could but it's probably best that I don't" 'Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink Then I'm the world's greatest lover, and a dancin' machine I get loud, I get proud, and it gets worse Well, if I have one, I'll have 13 Now there ain't no in between 'Cause, the more I drink, mm, the more I drink A couple of cold ones, and somebody hands me a shot Hell, even buck-tooth, and bow-legged women, start lookin' hot And pretty soon, I'm bummin' cigarettes And sweet talkin' some big brunette Yeah, once I get on a roll, ain't no tellin' where I'll stop 'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine I get loud, I get proud, and it gets worse Yeah, if I have one, I'll have 13 Now there ain't no in between 'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink (yep, yep) Hmm, that's what I'm talking about Man, if I have one, I'll have 13 And they can't get me off the karaoke machine The more I drink, the more I drink Yeah, the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink