I Try to Think About Elvis

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot where I was One, two, three, four I try to think about Elvis, Memphis Oprah in the afternoon I try to think about palm trees, fig leaves The creature from the Black Lagoon I try to think about high heels and good deals Anything to get me through I just can't concentrate You're all I think about these days I try to contemplate the cosmos And what goes 'round and 'round the sky at night I try to think about the champagne, freight trains Slowly rolling out of sight I try to focus on the headlines, the street crimes Every time I think I might I just can't concentrate You're all I think about these days My mind wanders where it will And when it settles right on you I forget what I should say I forget what I should do My mind wanders where it will And when it settles right on you I forget what I should say I forget what I should do Come on, Patty, get it together I try to think about Shakespeare, leap year The Beatles or the Rolling Stones I try to think about hair-do's, tattoos Sushi bars and saxophones I try to think about the talk shows, new clothes But I guess I should have known I just can't concentrate You're all I think about these days You're all I think about these days