Swings Both Ways (feat. Rufus Wainwright)

I'm coming out of the sandbox You'll get covered in dog doo I'm gonna get off the see-saw Say goodbye to your mama Oh yeah let's get high on some pop rock Pop rock and coke I'll blow your sucker Teach you how to laugh at daddy's dirty jokes Don't head your bets, doubled down If you wanna get ahead in tinsel town Turn that smile upside down Happy people don't have sex Now Robbie Everybody Swings Both Ways From the butches, the bandits The? of faggots and singers with everything they need Everybody Swings Both Ways Face it Robbie, You're a little bit gay I'm Getting hard on the pavement Can you find me some grass? I have a certain arrangement Up the kyber pass Oh yeah Let's get high with some fruitcake Fruitcake and tea And after I've done her, Well you can do me Don't head your bets doubled down If you wanna get ahead in tinsel town Just follow me you enormous clown Clever people don't have sex? Now Rufus Everybody Swings Both Ways The bully, the bigot The giants, the midget And singers with everything they need Everybody Swings both ways Face it Rufus you're a tad gay Face it Robbie, your a little bit, Gay